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Philosopher Stoner Vintage Black / XS Cereal & Milk Blk & GRN Unisex t-shirt

Cereal & Milk Blk & GRN Unisex t-shirt

$29.50 USD
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Introducing the Ultimate Cereal & Milk Blk & GRN Unisex t-shirt

The CEREAL AND MILK BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt captures the playful punch of the hybrid strain with a nostalgic, high-energy twist. A burst of rainbow cereal spills from a bowl as milk crashes in mid-pour, frozen in a moment of crunchy, creamy chaos. It's the perfect visual metaphor for the strain’s flavor profile — sugary, smooth, and slightly surreal.


Behind the brightness lies a stony undertone — a reminder that while the vibes are light, the effects hit with mellow depth and giggle-heavy body relaxation.


The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.




• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
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