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Philosopher Stoner CHILL REAPER Unisex T-shirt

CHILL REAPER Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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CHILL REAPER Unisex T-shirt: A Stylish Choice for Everyone

Meet the CHILL REAPER Unisex T-shirt — proof that even death needs a day off. Draped in shadows with a glowing scythe in one hand and a perfectly rolled joint in the other, he kicks back to binge the afterlife in style.

This tee is for those who ride the line between mortality and mellow, taking it one puff and one episode at a time. Because when the end comes... it should come with snacks. 💀📺💨

 The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Why Choose the CHILL REAPER T-shirt?

Because the CHILL REAPER t-shirt is designed to be both eye-catching and comfortable, it appeals to everyone who loves casual streetwear. This unisex t-shirt features bold graphics that stand out in a crowd, but it also offers soft fabric that feels great against your skin. So whether you're looking for something to wear on a lazy Sunday or an evening out, this t-shirt has got you covered.


The Comfort You Deserve

When you slip into the CHILL REAPER t-shirt, you'll notice how lightweight and breathable the material is. Because comfort matters just as much as style, we made sure to use premium cotton blends that keep you cool even during warmer days. However, don’t let its lightness fool you—it’s durable too, so it can handle frequent washes without losing shape.


A Perfect Fit for All Bodies

The CHILL REAPER t-shirt isn't just about looks; it's about inclusivity. Whether you prefer loose fits or snug cuts, this unisex shirt adjusts well to different body types because of its flexible sizing options. And since it comes in multiple colors, you have plenty of choices to match your mood or outfit. So why not add one (or two!) to your wardrobe today?

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