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Philosopher Stoner XS Death Star Unisex t-shirt

Death Star Unisex t-shirt

$29.50 USD
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Death Star Unisex t-shirt

Death Star Unisex t-shirt from Philosopher Stoner is a cosmic ode to the dark side of the sesh. Front and center is a bold, stylized Death Star — but it’s not just steel and schematics. Half of the space station is reworked with glowing green cannabis leaf textures, seamlessly blending galactic warfare with botanical rebellion. The damaged side crumbles into space dust, while the intact section glows with power — part empire, part exotic strain. Set against a field of stars, this design is made for interstellar stoners, high rebels, and galactic minds ready to roll deep into hyperspace.



A must-have for any high council.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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