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Philosopher Stoner 2XS Gummy Bears Unisex Hoodie

Gummy Bears Unisex Hoodie

$58.49 USD
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The “Gummy Bear” Hoodie is a bold, joyful explosion of stoner streetwear, splashed with a vivid all-over print of cartoon-style gummy bears in juicy neon hues — electric orange, lemon yellow, lime green, and sky blue. Each bear pops with rounded features, playful expressions, and personality — some are decked out in shades, others are puffing joints, and a few proudly show off a cheeky weed leaf stamp.

Set against a seamless, hyper-saturated background, the bears are scattered in different poses and sizes, creating a psychedelic, candy-coated chaos that still manages to feel clean and wearable. The design wraps from sleeve to sleeve, shoulder to hem, with perfect alignment across the front panel and hood.

A vibrant turquoise blue inner hood and ribbed cuffs add contrast and tie the palette together with a crisp, fresh finish. No text, no slogans — just pure edible energy.

This hoodie is pure dopamine drip, perfect for loud fits, cozy sesh nights, or festival flexes.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU are sourced from China and Poland

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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