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Philosopher Stoner TRAINWRECK BLK/GRN T-shirt Unisex

TRAINWRECK BLK/GRN T-shirt Unisex

$29.50 USD
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TRAINWRECK BLK/GRN T-shirt Unisex  

The TRAINWRECK BLK/GRN T-shirt Unisex is pure chaos in motion — a visual gut-punch that captures the explosive power of the legendary strain. Dominating the graphic are two full-speed trains colliding in a fiery, metal-twisting impact. Sparks fly, carriages crumple, and the ground splits with raw kinetic energy, all frozen in that perfect, terrifying moment of collision.

It’s not just a crash — it’s a metaphor for the high: fast, loud, no brakes, and unforgettable. This tee doesn’t whisper “strong strain” — it screams it.

 The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Perfect Fit and Comfort

When you choose a trainwreck black t-shirt, you're opting for comfort and style combined. This unisex shirt is designed to fit everyone perfectly, whether you're looking for a loose or fitted look. But what makes it stand out is the soft material that feels great against your skin, so you can wear it all day without any irritation.


Durable Design for Everyday Use

Because this t-shirt is made from high-quality fabric, it lasts longer than most other shirts in your wardrobe. You can wash it frequently, and it won’t lose its shape or color easily. However, if you want to keep it looking fresh for years, make sure to follow the care instructions provided. So whether you’re heading out with friends or relaxing at home, this t-shirt will always have your back.


Versatile Styling Options

A trainwreck black t-shirt isn't just about comfort—it’s also incredibly versatile. Pair it with jeans for a casual outing, or dress it up with some chinos for a semi-formal event. Because of its neutral color, it matches almost anything in your closet. So no matter what your plans are, this shirt ensures you look good while feeling great.

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