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Philosopher Stoner TRAINWRECK Unisex T-shirt

TRAINWRECK Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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TRAINWRECK Unisex T-shirt

The TRAINWRECK Unisex T-shirt is pure chaos in motion — a visual gut-punch that captures the explosive power of the legendary strain. Dominating the graphic are two full-speed trains colliding in a fiery, metal-twisting impact. Sparks fly, carriages crumple, and the ground splits with raw kinetic energy, all frozen in that perfect, terrifying moment of collision.

It’s not just a crash — it’s a metaphor for the high: fast, loud, no brakes, and unforgettable. This tee doesn’t whisper “strong strain” — it screams it.

The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

When you choose a trainwreck t-shirt, you're not just picking any ordinary piece of clothing. But instead, you’re selecting something that makes a bold fashion statement. Because these shirts come with unique designs, they help you express yourself in ways other unisex clothes can't. So whether you're heading out for brunch or chilling at home, this shirt has got you covered.


Comfort Meets Style

A trainwreck t-shirt is crafted using high-quality materials that ensure comfort all day long. And because it’s designed for both men and women, the fit feels just right no matter who wears it. You won’t have to sacrifice style for comfort anymore, because this shirt delivers on both fronts. Plus, its soft fabric keeps you feeling great even during long hours of wear.


Perfect for Everyday Use

The versatility of a trainwreck t-shirt means it fits into almost any casual outfit. Whether paired with jeans, shorts, or leggings, this shirt always looks fantastic. However, don’t think it’s limited to everyday use—many people also love wearing it to events where comfort is key. Because of its durable construction, it will remain a staple in your wardrobe season after season.

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