ABOUT US

At Philosopher Stoner, we believe cannabis is more than just a plant—it’s a statement. Born and raised in Houston, Texas (yes, the same place as Queen Bey), we blend a love of design with a touch of rebellion and a lot of pride in Cannabis.

We’re not here to slap a leaf on a shirt and call it a day. This isn’t just another weed brand—it’s a movement for those who take pride in what they smoke, how they dress, and the ideas they share. Our designs are inspired by the names of actual strains, bringing the culture to life in ways you’ve never seen before. We know that if you’re not a smoker, you might not get it—and that’s exactly the point.

One of our founders lives with lupus and uses cannabis to ease her pain. So when we say we stand for legalization in Texas, it’s personal. We’re loud about it because pain shouldn’t be criminal, and plant medicine shouldn’t be taboo.

We’re here for the thinkers, the dreamers, the stoners who know how to handle their business. The ones who light up, show up, and keep the conversation going. We see you, we get you—and we’re designing for you.

Shout out to all the stylish stoners, deep thinkers, and everyone who lights up and still shows up—this is your brand. Let’s break the mold, challenge the norm, and wear what we believe in—proudly, loudly, and always high-minded. We’re here to spark conversations, push boundaries, and connect with you on every level.  Welcome to Philosopher Stoner.

Stay lifted, stay real, and grab your next favorite strain in cotton right here.