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CANNABEM FUMO ERGO ELATUS SUM Unisex t-shirt
$25.50 USD
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CANNABEM FUMO ERGO ELATUS SUM Unisex t-shirt
CANNABEM FUMO ERGO ELATUS SUM Unisex t-shirt Meaning “I smoke cannabis, therefore I am elevated.”
This tee flips a classic philosophical phrase into something modern—calm, confident, and self-aware. It’s not loud or flashy. It’s for people who know exactly who they are and don’t need to explain it.
When you wear it, it doesn’t feel like a typical “weed shirt.” It feels sharper. More intentional. Like you’re tapped in—relaxed, but thinking clearly. Elevated, but still grounded.
Clean design, premium feel, and a message that hits without trying too hard.
Philosopher Stoner — for those who think higher.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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