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Philosopher Stoner CHEM DAWG Unisex T-shirt

CHEM DAWG Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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CHEM DAWG Unisex T-shirt: A Perfect Choice for Cannabis Fans

The CHEM DAWG Unisex T-shirt is pure stoner science fiction. Front and center: a serious-looking dog in a biohazard hazmat suit, standing behind a wild chemistry lab of glowing flasks, bubbling beakers, and volatile vapor. Greens, blues, and yellows flash like toxic terps under blacklight — because this strain ain’t here to play.

It’s loud. It’s legendary. It’s lab-tested madness.
This is the formula for chaos — and you’re wearing it.

 It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Why Choose a CHEM DAWG T-Shirt?

Because you want something that combines comfort and style, the Chem Dawg t-shirt is an excellent option. It's made from high-quality materials that feel great against your skin, but it also stands out because of its unique design. Whether you're looking to express your love for cannabis culture or just need a cool new piece of clothing, this shirt has got you covered.


Comfort Meets Durability

This unisex shirt isn't just about looks; it's built to last. The fabric is breathable and lightweight, so you can wear it all year round without feeling too hot or cold. But what really sets it apart is how well it holds up after multiple washes. Because we know how important it is to have clothes that don't fade quickly, this t-shirt maintains its vibrant colors over time.


Perfect for Everyday Wear

So whether you're heading out with friends or relaxing at home, the chem dawg t-shirt fits seamlessly into your wardrobe. Its casual yet trendy design makes it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or even leggings. Because of its versatile nature, you'll find yourself reaching for this shirt again and again. Plus, it's available in various sizes, ensuring everyone finds their perfect fit.

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