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Philosopher Stoner GRAPE GAS Unisex T-shirt

GRAPE GAS Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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GRAPE GAS Unisex T-shirt

The GRAPE GAS Unisex T-shirt hits like a sweet punch in the lungs. Centered on the shirt is a hyper-realistic cluster of deep purple grapes — but this bunch isn’t here to refresh you. It’s fitted with a rugged gas mask, clamped over the front like it’s bracing for its own stank. Swirling smoke surrounds the fruit, thick and ghost-white, drifting with toxic beauty.

A green leaf crowns the top, adding just a touch of nature to this otherwise weaponized terp bomb. The artwork screams flavor and fumes — a nod to the strain’s candy-fueled aroma and knockout power.

 The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

If you're looking for something different, the GRAPE GAS t-shirt is your answer. This unisex shirt features bold graphics that attract attention. But it’s not just about the design; the fabric quality ensures long-lasting comfort. So whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends, this shirt will keep you feeling great.


Comfort Meets Style

Because we believe in combining comfort with style, this t-shirt uses premium materials. The soft cotton blend feels amazing on your skin, and because of its durability, it can handle frequent washes without losing shape. You won’t have to sacrifice style for comfort when wearing this versatile piece.


Perfect for Everyone

The GRAPE GAS t-shirt isn’t just for one gender—it’s made for everyone. Whether you prefer loose fits or tighter cuts, this unisex design adapts easily to any body type. And since sizing options are available across a wide range, finding the perfect fit has never been easier.

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