GREEN CRACK Unisex T-shirt

GREEN CRACK Unisex T-shirt Philosopher Stoner

$29.50 USD

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The GREEN CRACK Unisex T-shirt is pure electric impact. Front and center is a shattering glass tumbler, splintered by a glowing green lightning bolt ripping straight through its core. Radiating from the crack are jagged bolts of neon energy, surrounded by bursts of pixelated static — like an overload you can feel.

It’s a bold visual metaphor for the infamous Green Crack strain: sharp, energizing, and impossible to ignore. This tee doesn’t whisper potency — it cracks under it.

The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

Our GREEN CRACK t-shirt, unisex, is designed to make a statement. Because of its unique green crack pattern, it stands out from ordinary shirts. But what makes it even better is that it’s versatile enough for both casual and semi-formal settings. So whether you're heading to a party or just relaxing at home, this shirt will suit your needs.

Comfort Meets Style

We understand how important comfort is when choosing clothes. This unisex t-shirt is made from high-quality, breathable fabric, which means it feels great against your skin. And because we prioritize style as much as comfort, the fit is tailored to flatter everyone who wears it. You can trust that you’ll look good while feeling good.

Sustainable Fashion Choice

The world needs more eco-friendly options, and our GREEN CRACK t-shirt unisex delivers on that promise. Because it's crafted using sustainable materials, you can feel proud about supporting environmentally responsible fashion. But don’t worry—it doesn’t sacrifice quality or durability. In fact, it’s built to last, so you can enjoy it for years to come.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

GREEN CRACK Unisex T-shirt