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High Philosopher Stoner unisex-t- shirt
$25.50 USD
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The High Philosopher Stoner-unisex-t-shirt
This High Philosopher Stoner-unisex-t-shirt features a swirling atomic orbit made entirely of neon-green cannabis leaves, with a radiant nug-leaf nucleus at the center. It's the perfect fusion of science, stoner logic, and high-dimensional vibes.
For the thinkers who toke, and the tokers who think — this is what happens when quantum physics meets quantum piff.
Perfect for those who smoke with purpose and think with flavor.
The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
Unique Design That Stands Out
When you choose the high philosopher stoner tshirt unisex, you're picking more than just a piece of clothing. It's about expressing your individuality and love for deep thoughts and laid-back vibes. This shirt is perfect for those who want to combine their passion for philosophy with a relaxed lifestyle. Because everyone has their own way of thinking, this design speaks volumes without saying a word.
Comfort Meets Style
But what makes this t-shirt even better is its comfort level. Made from premium materials, it feels soft against your skin and keeps you cozy all day long. You don't have to sacrifice style for comfort when wearing this unisex shirt. So whether you're chilling at home or heading out with friends, you'll look great while feeling amazing.
A Versatile Piece for Everyone
The beauty of the HIGH PHILOSPHER STONER Unisex T-shirt lies in its versatility. It fits perfectly across different body types, making it an ideal choice for anyone looking to make a statement. And because it’s unisex, you can share it with others or find one that suits your size easily. Plus, pairing it with jeans or shorts is effortless, adding to its appeal.
Unisex Design for Everyone
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Comfort Meets Durability
This unisex t-shirt isn’t just about looks; it’s also about how it feels on your skin. Made from premium cotton, the fabric breathes easily and stays soft even after multiple washes. So, if you’re worried about fading colors or shrinking, you won’t have to be. The durability ensures that this shirt will last long, which is why so many people love wearing it regularly.
A Fashion Statement You Can Afford
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