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Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
  • Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt
PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

PEANUT BUTTER BREATH BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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PEANUT BUTTER BREATH  BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

The PEANUT BUTTER BREATH  BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt is wild, sticky, and straight-up hilarious. Front and center is a bugged-out cartoon peanut with bloodshot eyes, absolutely overwhelmed and mid-exhale, spewing a tidal wave of thick, gooey peanut butter across the design. One hand clutches its stomach in a stoned stupor, while the other throws up a helpless “whoa” as the buttery blast takes over.

It’s messy, loud, and absurdly accurate — just like the strain: nutty, heavy-hitting, and known to leave you dazed and glued.

The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


 LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Express Your Love for Peanut Butter

If you're a fan of peanut butter, the peanut butter breath t-shirt is perfect for you. This unisex design allows everyone to express their passion for this delicious spread. But it's not just about the food; it’s also about creating a sense of humor around something we all know too well—the lingering scent of peanut butter on our breath. So, why not embrace it with pride?


Comfort Meets Style

This t-shirt isn’t just about making a statement; it’s also about comfort. Made from high-quality materials, the peanut butter breath t-shirt feels soft against your skin and fits perfectly whether you’re relaxing at home or out with friends. Because life is unpredictable, having a versatile piece of clothing like this can make any day better.


A Perfect Gift Idea

But what if you’re not the one obsessed with peanut butter? Don’t worry—this funny shirt makes an excellent gift for someone who is! Whether it’s for birthdays, holidays, or just because, the peanut butter breath t-shirt will bring joy to anyone who receives it. So, consider adding this to your shopping list when looking for creative gifts.
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