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Philosopher Stoner PEANUT BUTTER BREATH Unisex T-shirt

PEANUT BUTTER BREATH Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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PEANUT BUTTER BREATH Unisex T-shirt

The PEANUT BUTTER BREATH Unisex T-shirt is wild, sticky, and straight-up hilarious. Front and center is a bugged-out cartoon peanut with bloodshot eyes, absolutely overwhelmed and mid-exhale, spewing a tidal wave of thick, gooey peanut butter across the design. One hand clutches its stomach in a stoned stupor, while the other throws up a helpless “whoa” as the buttery blast takes over.

It’s messy, loud, and absurdly accurate — just like the strain: nutty, heavy-hitting, and known to leave you dazed and glued.

 The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

The peanut butter breath t-shirt is more than just a piece of clothing. It’s a statement. This unique design will make you stand out in any crowd, but it also ensures comfort. Whether you're at home relaxing or heading out with friends, this t-shirt can match your style. So why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

Comfort Meets Style

This unisex t-shirt is crafted from premium cotton, making it soft and breathable. Because we believe comfort should never be compromised, the material feels great against your skin. However, what truly sets it apart is its ability to combine style with practicality. You won’t find another shirt as versatile and fun as this one.

A Perfect Gift Idea

If you're looking for a gift that's both humorous and thoughtful, look no further. The peanut butter breath t-shirt is an excellent choice because it appeals to everyone who appreciates wit and creativity. Because of its universal appeal, it makes a fantastic present for birthdays, holidays, or just because. So grab yours today and share the joy!

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