PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Unisex T-shirt

Philosopher Stoner PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD

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The PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Unisex T-shirt is tropical fuel on fast track. The design features a sleek high-speed train wrapped entirely in pineapple skin — complete with crown leaves towering like a green flame. It’s barreling down the tracks with glowing headlights and fruity swagger, a perfect visual metaphor for the strain’s legendary lift-off: sweet, smooth, and unexpectedly powerful.

This isn't just a ride — it’s a rush.

The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6

The Iconic Design

When you think about a pineapple express t-shirt, the first thing that comes to mind is its unique and recognizable design. This shirt captures the essence of the cult classic film, making it perfect for fans. But it's not just about the logo; the quality of the print ensures it lasts through washes and wears.

Comfort Meets Style

Because we understand that comfort is key, this unisex t-shirt is crafted from premium materials. The soft fabric feels great against your skin, and the cut fits well for both men and women. So whether you're lounging at home or heading out with friends, this shirt will keep you feeling good all day long.

A Versatile Wardrobe Staple

This t-shirt pairs easily with jeans, shorts, or even joggers, giving you endless outfit possibilities. However, don't underestimate its power as a conversation starter. People love movie merchandise, and this shirt is sure to spark interest among fellow fans. Because of its versatility, it’s an excellent addition to any wardrobe.

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

PINEAPPLE EXPRESS Unisex T-shirt