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The Purple Urkel Tee flips a classic strain joke into a clean, wearable graphic. Front and center is a rich purple cannabis bud dressed in rainbow suspenders — a sharp little nod that says everything without needing a face, glasses, or loud text.
Set on a black tee, the purple nug pops with bold color and playful energy while still keeping that Philosopher Stoner edge. It’s funny, simple, and instantly recognizable if you know the reference — but clean enough to wear without looking like a cheap parody shirt.
A strain tee for the ones who like their humor subtle, their weed loud, and their graphics different from everybody else’s.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Purple Urkel Unisex t-shirt
$29.50 USD
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Set on a black tee, the purple nug pops with bold color and playful energy while still keeping that Philosopher Stoner edge. It’s funny, simple, and instantly recognizable if you know the reference — but clean enough to wear without looking like a cheap parody shirt.
A strain tee for the ones who like their humor subtle, their weed loud, and their graphics different from everybody else’s.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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