TIME REAPER BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

Philosopher Stoner TIME REAPER BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD

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The TIME REAPER BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt is a dark-humored twist on mortality and mellowing out. Front and center is a grinning reaper in a deep violet cloak, lounging with a giant hourglass — but instead of sand, it’s packed with rolled joints slowly falling through time. The skeletal figure clutches a black orb in one hand while puffing smoke straight from the hourglass spout, savoring every second.

A sharp scythe rests on his shoulder, more ceremonial than threatening, while swirling gray smoke encircles him like a slow, inevitable high. The whole scene captures that stoner truth: time fades, but the vibe lasts.

It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
XS	27	16 ½	31-34
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
XS	68.6	42	78.7-86.4
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

If you're looking for a time reaper t-shirt that makes a statement, this is your best choice. The design combines dark themes with intricate details, making it stand out from ordinary shirts. Because of its bold artwork, it appeals to those who love edgy fashion. But don’t worry—it’s versatile enough to pair with casual or formal outfits.

Comfort Meets Style

This unisex t-shirt isn't just about looks; it also prioritizes comfort. Made from premium cotton, it feels soft against your skin, so you can wear it all day without irritation. And because it's designed for both men and women, everyone can enjoy its fit and style. So whether you're heading out with friends or relaxing at home, this shirt has got you covered.

Durable Quality You Deserve

When shopping for clothes, durability matters. This time reaper t-shirt is built to last, thanks to its reinforced stitching and color-fast dyes. Because life gets busy, we made sure it could handle repeated washes without losing its shape or vibrancy. As a result, you'll have a timeless piece that stays fresh through many adventures.

Color Vintage Black Heather Forest

Size XS S M L XL 2XL

TIME REAPER BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt