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Philosopher Stoner TIME REAPER Unisex T-shirt

TIME REAPER Unisex T-shirt

$29.00 USD
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TIME REAPER Unisex T-shirt

The TIME REAPER Unisex T-shirt is a dark-humored twist on mortality and mellowing out. Front and center is a grinning reaper in a deep violet cloak, lounging with a giant hourglass — but instead of sand, it’s packed with rolled joints slowly falling through time. The skeletal figure clutches a black orb/w joints in one hand while puffing smoke straight from the hourglass spout, savoring every second.

A sharp scythe rests on his shoulder, more ceremonial than threatening, while swirling gray smoke encircles him like a slow, inevitable high. The whole scene captures that stoner truth: time fades, but the vibe lasts.

The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Embrace the Concept of Time Reaper

If you're looking for a t-shirt that makes a bold statement, the time reaper t-shirt is an excellent choice. This design combines the mysterious concept of time with the iconic image of a reaper. Because it appeals to people who love dark themes and edgy styles, it’s versatile enough to fit any casual outfit. So whether you're heading out with friends or just lounging at home, this shirt will stand out.


Comfort Meets Style in Our Unisex Fit

But style isn’t the only thing that sets this t-shirt apart. The unisex cut ensures that everyone can enjoy its comfort and fit. Made from high-quality materials, this shirt feels soft against your skin while maintaining durability. And because we understand how important it is to feel good in what you wear, the fabric stretches naturally without losing shape. You won't have to sacrifice comfort for fashion!


A Perfect Gift Idea for Any Occasion

Because the Time Reaper T-shirt has such universal appeal, it also makes a great gift. Whether you're shopping for someone who loves gothic designs or simply wants something stylish and unique, this shirt fits the bill perfectly. Plus, with its affordable price point, you can buy one for yourself and still afford to treat your friends. So why wait? Add this piece to your wardrobe today!

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