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Philosopher Stoner WEED KILLER Unisex T-shirt

WEED KILLER Unisex T-shirt

$25.50 USD
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WEED KILLER Unisex T-shirt

The Weed Killer  Unisex T-shirt flips a warning label into wearable irony. Styled after an official hazard sign, the graphic features a bold red “DANGER” badge above stark black text reading “WEED KILLER” — clean, crisp, and confrontational. The design mimics industrial signage, making it feel both serious and sarcastic — depending on who's reading it.

Perfect for those who hit hard, smoke stronger, or just love flipping expectations on their head.

. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Stand Out with a Bold Statement

Our WEED KILLER t-shirt is more than just clothing—it’s an expression of your personality. Whether you're into gardening or simply love quirky designs, this unisex shirt stands out from the crowd. Because it combines humor and style, wearing it makes you feel confident and unique. But don’t worry; its design appeals to everyone, so you won’t miss that universal appeal.


Comfort Meets Quality

When shopping for everyday wear, comfort and quality are key factors. This weed killer t-shirt is made from premium materials, ensuring softness against your skin while maintaining durability. So even after multiple washes, the fabric stays intact, and the print remains vibrant. And since it fits both men and women perfectly, finding your ideal size has never been easier.


Perfect for Any Occasion

The versatility of our weed killer t-shirt means you can wear it almost anywhere. From lounging at home to hanging out with friends, this piece transitions effortlessly between settings. Because it’s designed to be casual yet eye-catching, it pairs well with jeans, shorts, or leggings. However, if you’re looking for something special, accessorize it with a jacket or scarf to elevate your look.

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