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Philosopher Stoner Vintage Black / XS Animal Cookies BLK & GRN Unisex t-shirt

Animal Cookies BLK & GRN Unisex t-shirt

$29.50 USD
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Animal Cookies BLK & GRN Unisex t-shirt

Let your nostalgia trip get laced with a little something extra. Animal Cookies BLK & GRN Unisex t-shirt flips the classic childhood snack into a clever, cannabis-coded homage that’s as bold as it is playful. Up front, a vintage-style box of "Edible Animal Crackers" bursts open, with golden bears stumbling out like they just caught a contact high.



This is the kind of piece that gets a double-take — part stoner satire, part streetwear storytelling. Whether you're deep in thought or just deep in the munchies, this shirt says you're not here for bland vibes or dry weed. You’re here for real flavor — in your wardrobe and your smoke.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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