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Philosopher Stoner CEREAL AND MILK BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

CEREAL AND MILK BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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CEREAL AND MILK BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

The CEREAL AND MILK BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt captures the playful punch of the hybrid strain with a nostalgic, high-energy twist. A burst of rainbow cereal spills from a bowl as milk crashes in mid-pour, frozen in a moment of crunchy, creamy chaos. It's the perfect visual metaphor for the strain’s flavor profile — sugary, smooth, and slightly surreal.

Behind the brightness lies a stony undertone — a reminder that while the vibes are light, the effects hit with mellow depth and giggle-heavy body relaxation.

 The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155

Fun Design That Speaks to Everyone

Our cereal and milk t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who loves breakfast-themed fashion. Because it features a playful design, this shirt appeals to all ages and genders. It’s not just clothing; it’s a conversation starter. Whether you're grabbing coffee or heading out with friends, this unisex t-shirt adds personality to any outfit.


Comfort Meets Style in One Package

But comfort doesn’t have to come at the expense of style. The soft fabric ensures that you feel great while wearing it, so you can focus on enjoying your day. Plus, its black/green color combination makes it easy to pair with jeans, shorts, or even leggings. So, whether you're into bold colors or subtle tones, this t-shirt has got you covered.


A Perfect Gift Idea for Any Occasion

Because of its universal appeal, this cereal and milk t-shirt also doubles as an excellent gift idea. Give it to someone who loves quirky designs or simply enjoys starting their day with a bowl of cereal. When you choose this shirt, you’re giving them something they’ll cherish every time they wear it.

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