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Philosopher Stoner GORILLA GLUE Unisex T-shirt

GORILLA GLUE Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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GORILLA GLUE Unisex T-shirt

GORILLA GLUE Unisex T-shirt, sticky, strong, and unapologetically bold — the Gorilla Glue tee grips attention with heavyweight swagger. Featuring a stoic gorilla clutching a jar of GLUE like it’s sacred stash, this design hits hard with vintage comic ink and neon green accents. For the ones who like their bud potent and their fits even louder.. The ideal top for so many occasions, this lightweight cotton tee will keep you comfy and looking smart.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Unique Design That Stands Out

If you're looking for a gorilla glue t-shirt that makes a statement, this unisex option is perfect for you. The bold graphic print catches everyone's attention, but it also feels comfortable against your skin. Because of its high-quality fabric, you can enjoy both style and comfort at the same time.


Durable Fabric for Long-Lasting Wear

This t-shirt isn’t just about looks; it’s built to last. The durable material ensures that your gorilla glue t-shirt stays in great condition after multiple washes. So whether you’re wearing it casually or during outdoor activities, you won’t have to worry about fading or tearing.


Perfect Fit for Everyone

Because we understand how important fit is, our gorilla glue t-shirt comes in a unisex size range. This means it fits comfortably on all body types. However, if you prefer a looser or tighter fit, simply choose a size up or down based on your preference. With this flexibility, everyone can find their ideal match.

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