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Philosopher Stoner GREASE MONKEY BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

GREASE MONKEY BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

$29.50 USD
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GREASE MONKEY BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt

The GREASE MONKEY BLK/GRN Unisex T-shirt delivers pure, high-octane attitude. Front and center is a gritty gorilla mechanic, standing tall in a faded garage uniform labeled “GREASE MONKEY.” With a worn gas pump in one hand and a half-lit cigar clenched in his teeth, he’s the personification of torque, terp, and tough love.

Behind him, vintage gas pumps and a dusty old garage set the tone — raw, retro, and unapologetically loud. A wisp of smoke curls into the air, shaped like a ghostly monkey tail — a nod to the strain’s name and sedative bite.

The best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.



• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)


• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)


• Pre-shrunk fabric


• Side-seamed construction


• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide


LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53

LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6

Stylish Design That Speaks to Your Passion

There’s nothing quite like a grease monkey t-shirt to express your love for cars and mechanics. This unisex design is crafted to fit everyone, so you don’t have to worry about sizing issues. Whether you're a mechanic yourself or just admire the lifestyle, this shirt speaks directly to your passion because it highlights the iconic 'grease monkey' theme.


Durability Meets Comfort for Everyday Wear

But what makes this t-shirt stand out isn’t just its design—it’s also built to last. Made from high-quality materials, this shirt can handle repeated washes without losing its shape or color. Plus, the soft fabric ensures comfort even during long days at work or play. So, whether you’re fixing engines or running errands, you’ll feel great in this piece of casual wear.


A Perfect Gift Idea for Car Enthusiasts

Because of its universal appeal, the grease monkey t-shirt is an excellent gift idea for anyone who loves automobiles. It’s not only functional but also meaningful, making it ideal for birthdays, holidays, or any special occasion. And with its affordable price point, you won’t hesitate to grab one (or more) for yourself and your friends.

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