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Philosopher Stoner Strawberry Cough  Unisex Hoodie

Strawberry Cough Unisex Hoodie

$58.49 USD
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Strawberry Cough Hoodie hits like the name — loud, juicy, and unforgettable. Featuring a rich all-over print of plump, dripping strawberries on a hazy pink background, the design is both playful and potent. The front showcases a massive anthropomorphic strawberry mid-cough, eyes shut, cloud of smoke billowing — complete with little berries floating in the exhale. It's stoned. It's stressed. It's iconic.

From the smoke-wrapped hood to the oozing strawberry sleeves, every inch is packed with flavor and attitude. The back goes full strawberry field — layered with fruit, mist, and cloud-puff textures to keep things surreal and sticky sweet. This comfy unisex hoodie has a soft outside with a vibrant print and an even softer brushed fleece inside. The hoodie has a relaxed fit, and it’s perfect for wrapping yourself in on a chilly evening.

• 95% recycled polyester, 5% spandex
• Fabric weight (may vary by 5%): 9.08 oz./yd.² (308 g/m²)
• Soft cotton-feel fabric face
• Brushed fleece fabric inside
• Double-lined hood with design on both sides
• Unisex style
• Comes with drawstrings
• Overlock seams
• Blank product components in Mexico are sourced from Poland and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU are  sourced from China and Poland

Disclaimer: In areas where the fabric is double-layered (like pockets), details from the inner fabric layer may subtly show through, especially with lighter designs.

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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